Vacation to Singapore
| Me: | Mmmm let's go to Singapore. |
| Jenny: | We can stay at my ex's place. |
| Jenny: | Hahahahahhaaha. |
| Me: | .... |
| Me: | Awkward. |
| Me: | Veto'ed. |
whimsically, me
An assortment of wonders and leftovers with occasional personal statements by Stella Shi.
Posts tagged chats:
The male mind is so simple yet so decisive…
Thanks Jane.
| Jane: | Well I hope you're being your usual "you like him and you're afraid to admit it" self. |
I've reached a new stage in my life.
| Me: | zomg. he's online D; |
| Rachel: | ... he's married. |
Ambiguities of Chinese
| Jo: | Wait, how do you say "hurt" in Chinese again? |
| Me: | Shang Hai. |
| Jo: | That sounds exactly like Shanghai, the city. |
| Me: | No... hurt is shang hai, and the city is shang hai. (different tones) |
| Jo: | I wish I could record this to show everyone the pain of learning this language. |
We all have our blonde moments.
| Glee Quote: | "When you're confidant in yourself, you don't need to put other people down". |
| Joanna: | Wait, what does that mean? |
| Me: | What do you mean, what does that mean? |
| Joanna: | That quote. |
| Me: | When you're confidant, you don't feel the need to make other people feel bad so you can feel good..? |
| Joanna: | Ohhhh. Shut up, it's late/early. |
| Me: | It's ENGLISH. |
overheard conversation... just speechless...
| girl #1: | Question, are you going to vote? |
| girl #2: | I would |
| girl#1: | But... |
| girl #2: | If I'm not busy |
| -- | |
| HAH I KNOW WHO THIS IS. |
If you were a building, you’d be the Anthropology in Georgetown.
—Shannon
| Monna: | LOL I love this man |
| Me: | what man? |
| Monna: | my counselor |
| Me: | oh |
| Me: | is he hot? |
| Me: | ok fine don't share |
| Monna: | LOL uh |
| Monna: | he's gay |
| Me: | FUCK |
Let’s just google hot foreign men and see what happens.
—Shannon @ 10:55
| Shannon: | Why does she have a bundle of sticks? |
| Rachel: | Because she's a cold barren bitch. |
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